It had been 2 days since I had entered a new face to my new school in Jaipur. Yes, my class 12 C.b.s.e. Both these days i had been so confused by many new classmates and there names. That day I was introduced to a few 'characters' who were supposed to be the fools of the class (as it was whispered in my ears). I found it to be true myself from their unusual behavior. Among them, was this boy "Ghanshayam Banniya" (name changed) :-) People used to call him- "Duniya ka sabse bada Chutiya"

First time when i met him, we had a formal introduction, very formal indeed. He acted as if he was a C.E.O of a Corporate Enterprise."how are you? How do you come to jaipur? Where are u living? How are u keeping up with ur syllabus?" And tremendous formal dialog as such. I thought him to b an intelligent person. He also used to take part in all possible extra curricular activities... Reader's group, Fashion show, nature talks, etc.

It was when our results showed up for the term, i got to know he scored just 2 out of 100 in Maths and 7 in accounts. Yes, i flunked too.. but 2 marks? "Maybe he was still good in activities?"i thought. One day i happened to go through students of Fashion show and nature group..Then i realized how famous a person he was! Students of all clases knew he was "Duniya ka sabse bada Chutiya"

Then, once on my way to school in my over-packed school Auto-riksha, we were followed fast by a cyclist who was trying to overtake us. The cyclist suddenly called me. I was shocked to find it was Ghanshayam again. "Gudmorning gentlemen, wassup? aren't we late for school?" he began his inconvenient talks. In a bid to overtake us, he ran himself into a garbage bin. Me and my Juniors laughed, " Bhaiya ye apki class me h? Ye Duniya ka sabse bada Chutiya h na?"

3 years from then, I was stepping out of my C.A. examination hall with an exam friend of mine. We knew each other since last 4 exams. He was from a district near jaipur, and had been taking coaching in jaipur just since last 6 months. I met Ghanshayam in the parking lot. "Hey", I called him. He stood out in a formal posture and shake hands with us;" Where have u been all these years?" he started. "Aap to bade aadmi ho gaye ho.. kabhi ham nachiz ko bhi yad kar liya Karroo..." He continued for at least 5 minutes before he left.

I saw a "What was that?" expression on my friend's face.

"My school friend."I explained.

He replied, " OMG!! Why did u called him? Don't u know?"

"What?" I Quizzed.

" Ye Duniya ka sabse bada Chutiya H !!!!!"

He He He He... TRUE STORY !!!!